You know you're in trouble when you're listening to Fear Factory and you're still having trouble staying awake, let alone focussed.

Oh god, when will this data analysis/experimentation ever end?

Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm whingeing again. Bite me, the lot a' youse. You try editing and BLASTing 92 sequences (many of which are shite) and see how ( Read more... )

Here's a tip for you.

If you're going to put an Intel chip in your MacBooks, why don't you develop the freaking software that will allow the user of the MacBook to use the fucking thing as efficiently as possible, rather than emulating the OS X environment through Rosetta and thus making everything as slow as my bloody Pentium 2 Toshiba and about ( Read more... )

I just realised that I haven't had a smoke since Sunday afternoon.

And, what's even more amazing - I don't particularly feel like one.

Well, that's a lie. I wouldn't mind one now that I've thought about it, but it's not like I'm sitting here chewing my fingernails for want of one. How odd, considering that I'm having a "Science Sucks!" day.

Eva's not at home, so I have no excuse. I must start writing The Thesis. Oh dear God.

I know I've built this molehill into a goddamn mountain range...but...

Observe the PhD lab-books:

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Well. The Departmental Inquisition wasn't so bad ( Read more... )

I'm off at 2 pm to face the Departmental Inquisition ( Read more... )

Again I'm in the lab and I can hear the frigging birds chirping at false dawn.

My kingdom for a nuclear-powered explosive device...

It's confirmed.

My PhD Oration is on the 19th January.

Now I'm officially terrified.

I am in hell. This is hell. Excel is hell. Hey, it even rhymes. Maybe I'll use it in a song. My emo song of Excel

Remember how you found the ratios of C:N:S in casein for me?

Any idea where I can find the same info for humic acids and lignin??

*head-desk*